Steps To Getting A Boyfriend

The Introduction

The Talk

The Flirting

The Exchange

The Constant Talk

The Meeting

In my own personal experience there are around 6 steps to getting a boyfriend.

1. The Introduction
Obviously this is when you are first introduced to your future boyfriend. You generally don't think of them as your future boyfriend when you first see them and it can be weeks or months before you begin step 2.

2. The Talk

By 'The Talk' I just mean light chat, just the regular how are you etc. This can go on for a while until you are quite comfortable with the person. Obviously some boys are easier to crack than others.

3. The Flirting

The flirting bit can be interchanged with the exchange but usually this step comes first. It is literally just a bit more than general chit-chat. Maybe just a few more kisses on the end of a message or just little jokes ;)

4. The Exchange

The exchange is a lot less exciting than it sounds. Its not an exchange of vital information that will save the world... No its just a phone number.
The best way to get a boys phone number is to say "Sorry I have to go, Text me?" and which they reply "Yeah ok, What's your number?"... and its done. He has your number and, unless he's a dick, will text you and you will have his. Step 4 done.

5. The Constant Talk

The constant talk will usually occur soon after the exchange as you will be texting all through the day and night. But you don't need other people to know about your secret text pal so if they ask who your texting just say your having an argument with your sister or texting another girl friend or a guy friend who you're not close to. They won't be intrigued and therefore will not ask anymore.

6. The Meeting

The meeting will usually happen about a month/2 months after the exchange; that is if the meeting even goes ahead. When meeting up with your new 'friend', make sure you two are not alone. You don't want it to be awkward. So tell him to bring along some of his friends, preferably not dicks and take some of your friends along too. Preferably ones in a relationship or ones who aren't interested in dating, or some ugly friends. Shallow I know, but you want him to be looking at you, not them.

The best combination would be:
You
Him
His Best Friend
Your good friend who is in a relationship
Another friend who is average in every way
2 of his friends who everyone knows
And anyone else who wants to come

...unless they are stunning, have big boobs or like the boy you like; if they are any of them they are unwelcome.

But don't let on to the others that this is a meeting for you two, just say its a group of friends meeting up. If you can, don't even mention his name. You don't want the pressure of your friends saying.. "Go on, go talk to him!!" This seems to happen a lot.

Side Note: If he's seeming distant or not interested, he might just be having a bad day. Or your face makes him sick. You can't make him love you so if this is the kind of attitude your getting then move on before you get in too deep...

I will keep you updated on what happens ;)