Thursday, 21 April 2011

30 Girl Rules

The Golden Rules:

1. Chicks come before dicks!

2.Ex's are strictly forbidden when it comes to going out with. The only exception you can go out with a friends ex is: After the amount of the time the couple were together ( e.g if they went out for 6 months you WAIT 6 months.) you must request the jiblet's permission to go out with said male.

3.Every girl has to have guy friends whom she will never date (e.g the sensitive guy, the gay guy, the funny guy etc.)

4.If you wan't to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.

5. No girl is allowed to hang out with her friends boyfriend, ESPECIALLY behind your friends back.

6. No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend when in the same place.

7. You are never to insult a friends boyfriend. Exception: If a guy cheated or dumped your friend is is exceptional for you to claim he isn't good enough, and that she deserves better as well as reminding her that he was an freak and a twat anyway.

8. Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling/texting a guy's number that she has received.

9.
If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".

10. In a case where a friend spreads a horrible rumor about a friend, and than apologizes they are to be given the cold-shoulder for at least 3 days.

11. In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.

12. When dating; a girl should find time to speak, comfort and hang out with her girl friends

13. Try not to insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look. E.g "I like your other top"

14. When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive, text or leave with a random guy.

15.
When a friend calls you up complaining about how she is drunk and can't go home you must allow her to stay at your house, without letting your parents find out.

16. Don't be a hater. If a girl walks in looking gorgeous, girls automatically try to find something bad about her. But who knows? She could have just lost a friend, or got dumped, etc. So be nice and stop hating.

17. Chocolate is an acceptable food for any occasion.
18. A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend.
19. It is your womanly right to give dirty looks.
20. Two friends should not pull the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES!
21. Pulling more than five men in a lifetime does not make you a whore, however pulling five men in a week does.
22. All single girls are allowed to hate Valentines Day and bitch about it to their other single girlfriends.
23. Never may a thong/ G-string be worn with a short skirt.. There are things your friends do not need to see!
24. You are obligated to stop your friend from pulling a guy you KNOW she will greatly regret in the morning if they are drunk. In this case 'cock-blocking' is acceptable no matter what the stupid man code says.

25. If you have a picture of your friend on facebook and she dislikes it (and gives sufficient reason as to why she does) it is your duty to remove it.

26.
A grey bra that is supposed to be white is not acceptable.

27.
Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.

28. If your skirt is short enough for the pockets to come out of the bottom, fellow females have the god given right to brand you a slag. However if you're ok with this feel free to wear the skirt, we need someone to bitch about.

29.
A girl must not slap guys. Instead kicking him in the balls will suffice.

30.
NEVER EVER say 'I love you' without meaning it.





11 comments:

  1. everyone is soooo true!!!

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  2. i will take this in future.

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  3. lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. These go on the first page of the Burn Book !

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  5. everyone shut the fuck up it is alllllllll true

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  6. what the fuck is this shit ahahahah you dumbasses

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  7. Some of them are pretty funny L0L

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  8. It's all true and if ya egnore 1of them ur a guy and have to follow the bro code lol jokes ;)

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  9. Some of these rules are good some are funny and some are so dumb. Really -_-

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