Happy New Year Everyone!
and why the fuck am I still writing this blog?
Happy New Year everyone, I've picked on writing again lately and have decided to give another shot at this blog, even though it's quite stupid and no one reads it. To catch any of you sad sad fuckers who actually do read this my writing partner and I kind of abandoned this blog a long time ago, it sat gothering dust when, the other day, I remembered it. So I'd log on and give it a whirl.
In other news, I'm single and ready to mingle, so you'll probably get a lot of posts on the types of people I meet and how horrifically it all goes, stuff like that, get ready to laugh at my inevitable failure.
Onto my actual main topic of this evening/morning. (It's three in the morning in England and I'm still awake, this is total witchcraft.) Resolutions, I've drastically scaled down my resolutions this year because I never stick to them because I'm bloody lazy. So here they are:
1. Keep up with this BLOODY blog.
Once I get a little more used to the idea of people actually reading the things I write I maaaay but some pictures up of myself...oooo sexual....not those kinds of pictures.
2. Try and finish some of my art coursework so my teacher doesn't blow her top.
One day, I will tell you the story of how much she hates me.
3. Keep chewing gum with me at all time, because fresh breath is crucial for finding a man.
4. Find a man.
I know I said I was keeping them small but guess what? I fucking lied.
5. Take some more risks.
I mean like saying yes to more things, not sky diving while doing lines of cocaine off of a bible. Slanderous.
6. Have SEX.
Because it gets to a point where you start naming inanimate objects 'virginity' and then losing them so you can tell your friends that you've lost your virginity. Sad I know, but I'm sixteen and thinking about purchasing cats.
So, there you go. Lets so how long these last.
Don't forget to tell me what your resolutions are or something like that in the comments or something or some shit like that.
